Melchior to Cylis p1

Subject: Re: Danger is coming!
To: Cylis Murkweed
From: Melchior Bloodhand
Date sent: 6th of June many years BC

Dear Cylis
I hear ya, mate. Me and my gang have destroyed a couple of human heroes this morning, but then the strong one has turned up in the afternoon. He was using a widowmaker and knocked one of my teeth out during the battle. While biting the dust I was laughing my head off because he actually confused it for one of the raptor teeth and so took it with him. Don’t want to be him tomorrow realising that his formula for the artifact is not working.
But I very much can understand what you mean by the apocalypse and it seems to be everywhere. I’ve received news all the way from Egypt from our old friend Barroc. He sounded really peed off as human heroes were invading his privacy when he tried to spend some quality time with his girlfriend.
But other than that, just hope you’re doing all right there in Greece. Maybe me and the guys should visit you someday. Reptiles FTW!

Your best mate,
Melchior Bloodhand