Subject: Re: Need your help
To: Melchior Bloodhand
From: Jun Shan
Date sent: 4th of July many years BC
Hi Melchior.
First of all, sorry for my handwriting. My hands are big and are used for holding giant axes, rather than tiny feathers.
When it comes to war with humans, I’ll ally with anyone. Humans are my biggest enemies. I hate them. Hate them with a passion. Whenever I see a human I make sure to grind him up real nice.
Where do you live anyway? Are you managing to hold your own well against humans over there? If not then feel free to come here. We tend to roam around the fields of Chang’an and the valley of the Jinghe river. It’s funny to terrorize humans living in Binxan village sometimes. You should definitely come here and have a go.
Anyways, best of luck at what you’re doing.
Your fangs and claws
Jun Shan
Saturday, 21 February 2009
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