Saturday, 21 February 2009

Jun Shan to Melchior p1

Subject: Re: Need your help
To: Melchior Bloodhand
From: Jun Shan
Date sent: 4th of July many years BC

Hi Melchior.
First of all, sorry for my handwriting. My hands are big and are used for holding giant axes, rather than tiny feathers.
When it comes to war with humans, I’ll ally with anyone. Humans are my biggest enemies. I hate them. Hate them with a passion. Whenever I see a human I make sure to grind him up real nice.
Where do you live anyway? Are you managing to hold your own well against humans over there? If not then feel free to come here. We tend to roam around the fields of Chang’an and the valley of the Jinghe river. It’s funny to terrorize humans living in Binxan village sometimes. You should definitely come here and have a go.
Anyways, best of luck at what you’re doing.

Your fangs and claws
Jun Shan

Cylis to Nenea p1

Subject: Re: We’re 100% behind you
To: Nenea Sharpclaw
From: Cylis Murkweed
Date sent: 3rd of July many years BC

Hi Nenea
I might not have heard of you personally, but I have heard a lot about maenads and how you girls manage to annoy humans. Anyone who annoys humans gets respect in my scrolls.
I like your offer. I suppose maenads, satyrs and ichthians should meet up sometime and plan some clever strategies against humans.
Good luck with bashing those traders. Make sure to hide your treasures in a very safe place. We’ve had a human hero stumble on our cave yesterday when I’ve been sleeping and stole a lot of our gold, as well as a nice Fell Blade.
Thanks for the offer. I’m feeling horny already.

Yours
Cylis Murkweed