Subject: Need your help.
To: Jun Shan
From: Melchior Bloodhand
Date sent: 1st of July many years BC
Hello there.
My name is Melchior Bloodhand. You probably do not remember me, but I remember you. I wanted to ask you for some help regarding war with humans. What do you think about an alliance between you – tigermen and us – ichthians? Together we would have a bigger army and will be able to attack humans and hopefully wipe them out.
Regards
Melchior Bloodhand
Monday, 31 March 2008
Melchior to Ssark p1
Subject: Re: How are you getting on?
To: Ssark
From: Melchior Bloodhand
Date sent: 30th of June many years BC
Hey Ssark.
It’s nice to hear from you. Been ages since we’ve spoken last.
Definitely fight. We can’t just sit and let for all of this to go away. Humans will never go away. They are a disease and we must wipe them out.
Barroc is doing the right thing. It’s a nice idea. I might try it too as I’m a good swimmer.
Other than that we’ve had a spider problem here. They were taking over our grounds where we were hunting for prey, but yesterday me and a few others slaughtered dozens of them in one cave. It felt good. We still have a few more caves to go, but we’ll manage I’m sure of it, unless a random human hero will turn up to spoil the day with his pathetic human weapon.
Anyways, good luck to you. Hope to hear from you soon.
To: Ssark
From: Melchior Bloodhand
Date sent: 30th of June many years BC
Hey Ssark.
It’s nice to hear from you. Been ages since we’ve spoken last.
Definitely fight. We can’t just sit and let for all of this to go away. Humans will never go away. They are a disease and we must wipe them out.
Barroc is doing the right thing. It’s a nice idea. I might try it too as I’m a good swimmer.
Other than that we’ve had a spider problem here. They were taking over our grounds where we were hunting for prey, but yesterday me and a few others slaughtered dozens of them in one cave. It felt good. We still have a few more caves to go, but we’ll manage I’m sure of it, unless a random human hero will turn up to spoil the day with his pathetic human weapon.
Anyways, good luck to you. Hope to hear from you soon.
Melchior to Cylis p3
Subject: Re: We’ve got friends.
To: Cylis Murkweed
From: Melchior Bloodhand
Date: 29th of June many years BC
Hey Cylis
That is really awesome that you formed an alliance with satyrs. I think I myself am going to try and form alliances with some beasts here. Perhaps tigermen as I’ve heard they are very tough. Spoke to Jun Shan once ages ago. He’s one of their heroes. Perhaps I’ll try contacting him about this human problem.
No worries. Me, Cenon and a few of our infantry went on a spider killing spree today. So far we’ve emptied one cave, but there are about 5 others. We came across a strange figurine while doing so. It looked really precious, so I think I’m going to hide it somewhere where humans cannot lay their eyes on.
Anyways, keep me informed on your progress. I’ll be happy to hear about battles you’ve had with humans and how many of their cities you’ve conquered.
Your best mate
Melchior Bloodhand.
To: Cylis Murkweed
From: Melchior Bloodhand
Date: 29th of June many years BC
Hey Cylis
That is really awesome that you formed an alliance with satyrs. I think I myself am going to try and form alliances with some beasts here. Perhaps tigermen as I’ve heard they are very tough. Spoke to Jun Shan once ages ago. He’s one of their heroes. Perhaps I’ll try contacting him about this human problem.
No worries. Me, Cenon and a few of our infantry went on a spider killing spree today. So far we’ve emptied one cave, but there are about 5 others. We came across a strange figurine while doing so. It looked really precious, so I think I’m going to hide it somewhere where humans cannot lay their eyes on.
Anyways, keep me informed on your progress. I’ll be happy to hear about battles you’ve had with humans and how many of their cities you’ve conquered.
Your best mate
Melchior Bloodhand.
Friday, 28 March 2008
Nenea to Cylis p1
Subject: We’re 100% behind you
To: Cylis Murkweed
From: Nenea Sharpclaw
Date: 28th of June many years BC
Hiya Cylis
I’m Nenea Sharpclaw. You probably haven’t heard of me, but I’m a maenad hero. My gang is the best one among all the maenads, but recent events caused us all to unite. And now we’ve also united with other beastmen. I hope it is OK if we join forces. Fernos told me that you’ve joined with him too. It will be absolutely awesome to start a war against human heroes and to crush them all.
Anyways, need to go and attack a few human traders and steal all the equipment that they carry. Hope to hear from you soon.
Hugs and kisses
Nenea Sharpclaw
To: Cylis Murkweed
From: Nenea Sharpclaw
Date: 28th of June many years BC
Hiya Cylis
I’m Nenea Sharpclaw. You probably haven’t heard of me, but I’m a maenad hero. My gang is the best one among all the maenads, but recent events caused us all to unite. And now we’ve also united with other beastmen. I hope it is OK if we join forces. Fernos told me that you’ve joined with him too. It will be absolutely awesome to start a war against human heroes and to crush them all.
Anyways, need to go and attack a few human traders and steal all the equipment that they carry. Hope to hear from you soon.
Hugs and kisses
Nenea Sharpclaw
Ssark to Melchior p1
Subject: How are you getting on?
To: Melchior Bloodhand
From: Ssark
Date sent: 27th of June many years BC
Hey mate
It looks like a new age dawned upon us. Humans wearing armor and carrying weapons seem to be running all over our land recently. Was just wondering how you ichthians are getting on. Here in Egypt it’s not so good. Barroc was getting very angry. I think he even drowned a few humans out of frustration. I myself had a couple of fights too. Humans even found my cave which is under the water.
Do you think us beastmen should unite and strike these humans or should we just hope for all of it to go away?
Your reptilian friend
Ssark
To: Melchior Bloodhand
From: Ssark
Date sent: 27th of June many years BC
Hey mate
It looks like a new age dawned upon us. Humans wearing armor and carrying weapons seem to be running all over our land recently. Was just wondering how you ichthians are getting on. Here in Egypt it’s not so good. Barroc was getting very angry. I think he even drowned a few humans out of frustration. I myself had a couple of fights too. Humans even found my cave which is under the water.
Do you think us beastmen should unite and strike these humans or should we just hope for all of it to go away?
Your reptilian friend
Ssark
Thursday, 27 March 2008
Fernos to Cylis p2
Subject: Re: I hate humans!
To: Cylis Murkweed
From: Fernos Charskin
Date sent: 26th of June many years BC
Dear Cylis
Thanks for accepting my generous offer. I know you reptilians are strong and definitely more skilled at combat than us, so I thought you’d be the right creatures to ask. I also asked maenad sisterhood and they too accepted my offer. Looks like humans are getting on everyone’s nerves.
I don’t know about taking over their cities. They usually have good defences full of huge walls and skilled archers, so I’d stay away. Perhaps a few small villages would do, but definitely not the cities like Athens or Delphi, and certainly not Sparta. Those Spartans are crazy, especially King Leonidas himself. Besides, living in woods is always better than in those stone prisons that humans build called cities.
Thanks again for accepting my offer.
Yours sincerely
Fernos Charskin
To: Cylis Murkweed
From: Fernos Charskin
Date sent: 26th of June many years BC
Dear Cylis
Thanks for accepting my generous offer. I know you reptilians are strong and definitely more skilled at combat than us, so I thought you’d be the right creatures to ask. I also asked maenad sisterhood and they too accepted my offer. Looks like humans are getting on everyone’s nerves.
I don’t know about taking over their cities. They usually have good defences full of huge walls and skilled archers, so I’d stay away. Perhaps a few small villages would do, but definitely not the cities like Athens or Delphi, and certainly not Sparta. Those Spartans are crazy, especially King Leonidas himself. Besides, living in woods is always better than in those stone prisons that humans build called cities.
Thanks again for accepting my offer.
Yours sincerely
Fernos Charskin
Cylis to Melchior p3
Subject: We’ve got friends.
To: Melchior Bloodhand
From: Cylis Murkweed
Date sent: 24th of June many years BC
Hey Melchior
Yes yes, I agree with you on the waves bit. They do seem to be coming in waves. In fact it’s been rather quiet until yesterday when two more heroes stopped by our cave. Of course me and my army took care of them. They were inexperienced newbs.
You won’t believe what else had happened. I received a letter from one of satyr heroes yesterday and they want to form an alliance with us in order to put an end to those humans and send them all to Hades. I was delighted with that. This way we have more chances of winning.
Sorry to hear about the spiders making your lives miserable. Perhaps it is good to arm yourselves with some insecticidal weapons. You know something that will do extra damage to insectoids.
To: Melchior Bloodhand
From: Cylis Murkweed
Date sent: 24th of June many years BC
Hey Melchior
Yes yes, I agree with you on the waves bit. They do seem to be coming in waves. In fact it’s been rather quiet until yesterday when two more heroes stopped by our cave. Of course me and my army took care of them. They were inexperienced newbs.
You won’t believe what else had happened. I received a letter from one of satyr heroes yesterday and they want to form an alliance with us in order to put an end to those humans and send them all to Hades. I was delighted with that. This way we have more chances of winning.
Sorry to hear about the spiders making your lives miserable. Perhaps it is good to arm yourselves with some insecticidal weapons. You know something that will do extra damage to insectoids.
Cylis to Fernos p1
Subject: Re: I hate humans!
To: Fernos Charskin
From: Cylis Murkweed
Date sent: 23rd of June many years BC
Dear Fernos.
Yes of course. We reptilians have had enough of human heroes walking so proudly through Greece and other lands and depriving us from our everyday life. I would be most happy to join with you satyrs on this. In fact it would be a good idea to join with some other monster groups as well. The more the better. And maybe one day we will overthrow them and take over their cities.
Yours
Cylis Murkweed.
To: Fernos Charskin
From: Cylis Murkweed
Date sent: 23rd of June many years BC
Dear Fernos.
Yes of course. We reptilians have had enough of human heroes walking so proudly through Greece and other lands and depriving us from our everyday life. I would be most happy to join with you satyrs on this. In fact it would be a good idea to join with some other monster groups as well. The more the better. And maybe one day we will overthrow them and take over their cities.
Yours
Cylis Murkweed.
Fernos to Cylis p1
Subject: I hate humans!
To: Cylis Murkweed
From: Fernos Charskin
Date sent: 21st of June many years BC
Dear Cylis Murkweed
I speak on the behalf of the whole satyr brotherhood here. We are completely fed up with humans slaughtering hundreds of our brothers every single day. We are inexperienced at combat compared to them and sadly not as intelligent, but we have numbers and I was really hoping if we could form an alliance with you reptilians and to put an end to those stubborn humans.
Please tell me what you think.
Yours sincerely
Fernos Charskin.
To: Cylis Murkweed
From: Fernos Charskin
Date sent: 21st of June many years BC
Dear Cylis Murkweed
I speak on the behalf of the whole satyr brotherhood here. We are completely fed up with humans slaughtering hundreds of our brothers every single day. We are inexperienced at combat compared to them and sadly not as intelligent, but we have numbers and I was really hoping if we could form an alliance with you reptilians and to put an end to those stubborn humans.
Please tell me what you think.
Yours sincerely
Fernos Charskin.
Melchior to Cylis p2
Subject: Re: Danger is coming!
To: Cylis Murkweed
From: Melchior Bloodhand
Date sent: 19th of June many years BC
Hey Cylis,
Yeah, it’s been rather rough around here. Humans are everywhere! It seems like they’re coming in waves. Be careful, stronger ones might be visiting you very soon. I wonder where all of them are going. Humans are so primitive. They just seem to be travelling from place to place, fighting everything they see. Can’t they just settle down for once?
As for Hydra, I really don’t know what to say. Never seen one of those things. But if it makes you feel better we got an infestation of spiders over here. They seem to eat a lot of our prey on land, so we are basically being pushed into the rivers now. Sucks to be us.
Anyways, I am going to visit you and your army very soon. Best of luck!
Your best mate,
Melchior Bloodhand.
To: Cylis Murkweed
From: Melchior Bloodhand
Date sent: 19th of June many years BC
Hey Cylis,
Yeah, it’s been rather rough around here. Humans are everywhere! It seems like they’re coming in waves. Be careful, stronger ones might be visiting you very soon. I wonder where all of them are going. Humans are so primitive. They just seem to be travelling from place to place, fighting everything they see. Can’t they just settle down for once?
As for Hydra, I really don’t know what to say. Never seen one of those things. But if it makes you feel better we got an infestation of spiders over here. They seem to eat a lot of our prey on land, so we are basically being pushed into the rivers now. Sucks to be us.
Anyways, I am going to visit you and your army very soon. Best of luck!
Your best mate,
Melchior Bloodhand.
Cylis to Melchior p2
Subject: Re: Danger is coming!
To: Melchior Bloodhand
From: Cylis Murkweed
Date sent: 14th of June many years BC
Dear Melchior
So it’s been peaceful for the last 3 or so days. I’ve received a letter from Malnor Darktide today. He says that a horrible Hydra appeared in Athenian swamps now. Even though it scared him and a few other reptilians off, he hopes that it will have the same effect on those bloody humans.
Other than that I’ve assembled a powerful army of ichthians and turtles. We’re hoping to crush the next human before he or she will be able to take a swing.
How are things with you? Keep me informed, mate.
Your best mate,
Cylis Murkweed.
To: Melchior Bloodhand
From: Cylis Murkweed
Date sent: 14th of June many years BC
Dear Melchior
So it’s been peaceful for the last 3 or so days. I’ve received a letter from Malnor Darktide today. He says that a horrible Hydra appeared in Athenian swamps now. Even though it scared him and a few other reptilians off, he hopes that it will have the same effect on those bloody humans.
Other than that I’ve assembled a powerful army of ichthians and turtles. We’re hoping to crush the next human before he or she will be able to take a swing.
How are things with you? Keep me informed, mate.
Your best mate,
Cylis Murkweed.
Melchior to Cylis p1
Subject: Re: Danger is coming!
To: Cylis Murkweed
From: Melchior Bloodhand
Date sent: 6th of June many years BC
Dear Cylis
I hear ya, mate. Me and my gang have destroyed a couple of human heroes this morning, but then the strong one has turned up in the afternoon. He was using a widowmaker and knocked one of my teeth out during the battle. While biting the dust I was laughing my head off because he actually confused it for one of the raptor teeth and so took it with him. Don’t want to be him tomorrow realising that his formula for the artifact is not working.
But I very much can understand what you mean by the apocalypse and it seems to be everywhere. I’ve received news all the way from Egypt from our old friend Barroc. He sounded really peed off as human heroes were invading his privacy when he tried to spend some quality time with his girlfriend.
But other than that, just hope you’re doing all right there in Greece. Maybe me and the guys should visit you someday. Reptiles FTW!
Your best mate,
Melchior Bloodhand
To: Cylis Murkweed
From: Melchior Bloodhand
Date sent: 6th of June many years BC
Dear Cylis
I hear ya, mate. Me and my gang have destroyed a couple of human heroes this morning, but then the strong one has turned up in the afternoon. He was using a widowmaker and knocked one of my teeth out during the battle. While biting the dust I was laughing my head off because he actually confused it for one of the raptor teeth and so took it with him. Don’t want to be him tomorrow realising that his formula for the artifact is not working.
But I very much can understand what you mean by the apocalypse and it seems to be everywhere. I’ve received news all the way from Egypt from our old friend Barroc. He sounded really peed off as human heroes were invading his privacy when he tried to spend some quality time with his girlfriend.
But other than that, just hope you’re doing all right there in Greece. Maybe me and the guys should visit you someday. Reptiles FTW!
Your best mate,
Melchior Bloodhand
Cylis to Melchior p1
Subject: Danger is coming!
To: Melchior Bloodhand
From: Cylis Murkweed
Date sent: 1st of June many years BC
Dear Melchior
There have been a lot of problems over here lately. A very powerful hero had stumbled into my cave two days ago. He defeated everyone without breathing hard and even faced me. I’ve got to say the battle wasn’t among the easiest ones. He was using Heartpierce and I received a few nasty wounds. Zeus knows what Godly toy he’ll be wielding when he gets to your Jingyang woods. I was just gonna say that do not underestimate him. He might be just a human but he is the strongest one I’ve ever fought and he might be coming to Babylon so watch out for him there.
In fact I’ve heard rumours that apocalypse is coming. Apparently our everyday life is going to be destroyed by human heroes visiting us every now and then, so I just thought I should warn you of incoming danger. Maybe one day we all will happily live in the Hanging Gardens of Babylon in peace, but for now we must fight for our lives.
Anyways, I’m hearing that a couple of more heroes have stumbled into my cave so I need to go and fight them off. Best of luck to you!
Your best mate,
Cylis Murkweed
To: Melchior Bloodhand
From: Cylis Murkweed
Date sent: 1st of June many years BC
Dear Melchior
There have been a lot of problems over here lately. A very powerful hero had stumbled into my cave two days ago. He defeated everyone without breathing hard and even faced me. I’ve got to say the battle wasn’t among the easiest ones. He was using Heartpierce and I received a few nasty wounds. Zeus knows what Godly toy he’ll be wielding when he gets to your Jingyang woods. I was just gonna say that do not underestimate him. He might be just a human but he is the strongest one I’ve ever fought and he might be coming to Babylon so watch out for him there.
In fact I’ve heard rumours that apocalypse is coming. Apparently our everyday life is going to be destroyed by human heroes visiting us every now and then, so I just thought I should warn you of incoming danger. Maybe one day we all will happily live in the Hanging Gardens of Babylon in peace, but for now we must fight for our lives.
Anyways, I’m hearing that a couple of more heroes have stumbled into my cave so I need to go and fight them off. Best of luck to you!
Your best mate,
Cylis Murkweed
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